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Old 01-24-2008, 05:44 PM
leedug leedug is offline
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I think Jim Carey over acts and is a general pain, but I love the come back he gave to Lois when she was going crazy in " Ace Ventura" :




Lois: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.
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Old 02-05-2008, 10:06 PM
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I think Jim Carey over acts and is a general pain, but I love the come back he gave to Lois when she was going crazy in " Ace Ventura" :




Lois: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.

That was a funny quote!

Here's another one:

Lois Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone.
Ace Ventura: Is it number one or number two? I just want to know how much time I have.


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